Today, I walked into my apartment and saw someone sitting on my couch, dressed as Megatron. I screamed for my boyfriend, who then came running out of the kitchen dressed as Optimus Prime, and threw Megatron to the ground. My boyfriend then came up to me and told me that he would fight decepticons for me any day. He then got down on one knee and proposed to me. I accepted. I don’t know how I’m going to explain this proposal to my parents. MLIA.
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had it off. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML
Today, I got accepted to a job as a Assistant manager. The manager turned out to be a kid I bullied in high school, though he was a good sport and did not hold a grudge. When he bent down to pick up his pen, out of habit I gave him a wedgie. Guess who’s unemployed? FML
Today, I read a post about my boyfriend proposing to me. Yes, Eric, I will marry you. I’ll see you in a few months. -Megan MLI now completely beyond A.
I bought a pair of black “nerd glasses”. I decided to wear them around my college campus. A guy wearing a button down shirt and “nerd glasses” ran up to me screaming “Lois Lane where have you been? I’ve looked all over for you!” He then took off his glasses and unbuttoned his shirt revealing a superman t-shirt underneath. Needless to say Lois Lane and Clark Kent are going out on friday night. MLIA
